Professional Lush

Nov 16, 2009 7:27pm
internetarchaeology:

via www.saraurich.com
(2006)


For some inexplicable reason, I love this.  What is it about cats and the internet that go so well together?

internetarchaeology:

via www.saraurich.com

(2006)

For some inexplicable reason, I love this.  What is it about cats and the internet that go so well together?

Oct 24, 2009 6:04pm

Dating Rule #54

A man with a Jack Russell Terrier is suspect.

Oct 15, 2009 6:39pm
Cement mixer for cocktails?  Want.
via plan59.com

Cement mixer for cocktails?  Want.

via plan59.com

Sep 9, 2009 4:58pm
The Snickerdoodle is the Neutral Milk Hotel of cookies.

The Snickerdoodle is the Neutral Milk Hotel of cookies.

Sep 8, 2009 3:24pm

I am a Fashion Plate

  • me: If I ever put on a fanny pack for any reason, please kill me
  • him: what about in a funny way?
  • me: No.
  • ANY reason.
  • Costume.
  • Irony.
  • Unacceptable.
  • UNLESS
  • I'm doing a triathalon. Then it might be OK.
  • So, Never.
  • him: fair enough
  • i used to wear a foam visor
  • in high school
  • and mismatched socks
  • me: And I used to have carpenter pants. This all comes from a dark place of self-loathing.
Aug 24, 2009 5:06pm
stfubelievers:

Found this at Goodwill. Wtf.
Found this website as a result. Wtf. http://www.bibleman.com/about.shtml

I don’t know how you could run a site called stfubelievers and not even know about BibleMan starring Charles in Charge’s Willie Ames.  I mean, honestly. 

stfubelievers:

Found this at Goodwill. Wtf.

Found this website as a result. Wtf. http://www.bibleman.com/about.shtml

I don’t know how you could run a site called stfubelievers and not even know about BibleMan starring Charles in Charge’s Willie Ames.  I mean, honestly. 

Aug 19, 2009 4:44pm

Bad Reception Conversation #1

Yellow Pages

She: I’m looking for a Gynecologist…Ob/Gyn

Me: Uh, we’re a mental health clinic

She: What would I look up to find a gynecologist? You know, in the Yellow Pages?

Me: Uh…maybe gynecologist?

Aug 12, 2009 3:06pm
There is actually a day to celebrate gratuitous pictures of yourself?  This is great news.  Because I was so cute one day last month that I wanted to immortalize it.  YAY!

There is actually a day to celebrate gratuitous pictures of yourself?  This is great news.  Because I was so cute one day last month that I wanted to immortalize it.  YAY!

Aug 12, 2009 12:29pm

I Made a Playlist

Songs I’ve Been Obsessed With

It makes me smile.

Jul 29, 2009 10:19pm

Bad Date Quote #7

Oh look, it’s Big Wangs! That was my ex-boyfriend’s caller ID picture.

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