18 9 / 2014

18 9 / 2014

laughspin:

(via Nasim Pedrad’s Aziz Ansari impression from Saturday Night Live is amazing (Video))

Why did I resist watching this for even a millisecond? DON’T BE LIKE ME.

laughspin:

(via Nasim Pedrad’s Aziz Ansari impression from Saturday Night Live is amazing (Video))

Why did I resist watching this for even a millisecond? DON’T BE LIKE ME.

(via freshrosemary)

17 9 / 2014

17 9 / 2014

17 9 / 2014

Man, forget pumpkins and squash, I can’t wait ‘til leeks are in season.

17 9 / 2014

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via dreamonbecca)

16 9 / 2014

cute-overload:

My mate found this little guy alone on the side of the road. He is safe now with a local family that help orphaned Joey’s.

I want to be/join a local family that helps orphaned joeys. 

cute-overload:

My mate found this little guy alone on the side of the road. He is safe now with a local family that help orphaned Joey’s.

I want to be/join a local family that helps orphaned joeys. 

16 9 / 2014

kelsium:

Most forms of stage performance require a lot of physical skill and endurance. Like, have you seen an improv show? Have you been to the circus? That doesn’t mean we need to categorize them all as sports. Like, maybe “what is a sport” is not the actual issue. Maybe “art is a valuable, skilled pursuit” is the issue. JUST SPITBALLING HERE.

ART IS A VALUABLE, SKILLED PURSUIT!!

16 9 / 2014

bestrooftalkever:

cajunboy:

Going for walks is arguably Saz’s favorite thing to do, so he’ll often look up to check to make sure you’re enjoying it just as much as he is.

i dont care if “dogs checking to make sure you’re having as much fun as they are on a walk” is the world’s slowest-developing meme. it is also the one that we all deserve, regardless of timeframe.

16 9 / 2014

I have to go pay my utility bill today. I have to go in person because two bills ago the payment got returned (I know, fiscal irresponsibility is my superpower). If you have one returned payment online, for the next YEAR you have to go pay your bill, in person, with a cashier’s check, money order, or cash. The offices are open from 9 to 5. I have a number of lucky coincidences in that I live walking distance from one of the 8 L.A. service centers, enjoying walking (although fuck it’s like 100 out right now), and I make my own work schedule. Do you know who doesn’t have most or any of those things? Probably like 90% of the other people that have been delinquent on a utility bill! Open Monday through Friday 9am to 5pm! Ok that makes sense because no one else is at work all day on those days! I’m just saying, we (Americans? humans? white people?) sure do make it difficult for people to crawl out of any type of hole.