Professional Lush
(2006)
For some inexplicable reason, I love this. What is it about cats and the internet that go so well together?
Dating Rule #54
A man with a Jack Russell Terrier is suspect.
Cement mixer for cocktails? Want.
via plan59.com
The Snickerdoodle is the Neutral Milk Hotel of cookies.
I am a Fashion Plate
- me: If I ever put on a fanny pack for any reason, please kill me
- him: what about in a funny way?
- me: No.
- ANY reason.
- Costume.
- Irony.
- Unacceptable.
- UNLESS
- I'm doing a triathalon. Then it might be OK.
- So, Never.
- him: fair enough
- i used to wear a foam visor
- in high school
- and mismatched socks
- me: And I used to have carpenter pants. This all comes from a dark place of self-loathing.
Found this at Goodwill. Wtf.
Found this website as a result. Wtf. http://www.bibleman.com/about.shtml
I don’t know how you could run a site called stfubelievers and not even know about BibleMan starring Charles in Charge’s Willie Ames. I mean, honestly.
Bad Reception Conversation #1
She: I’m looking for a Gynecologist…Ob/Gyn
Me: Uh, we’re a mental health clinic
She: What would I look up to find a gynecologist? You know, in the Yellow Pages?
…
Me: Uh…maybe gynecologist?
There is actually a day to celebrate gratuitous pictures of yourself? This is great news. Because I was so cute one day last month that I wanted to immortalize it. YAY!
Bad Date Quote #7
Oh look, it’s Big Wangs! That was my ex-boyfriend’s caller ID picture.
