ONE FLOPPY EAR AND ONE THAT STICKS UP
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Till The World Ends (Remix feat. Nicki Minaj & Ke$ha) by Britney Spears
Do you have any idea how important this is to me? You don’t, do you?
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HOW COULD I POSSIBLY NOT CLICK THIS
and also happy 900th tumbl to me!
I’d like to thank my followers, from whom I derive the entirety of my self-esteem. Thank you for “heart”ing my GPOYs. It means the world to me each and every time. My parents who gave me my life and the opportunity to work, or not work and spend all my time on tumblr, as I saw fit.
Ke$ha, of course. Girl, you know we’ll be doing shots at the Governor’s Ball (what I call my apartment after dark) later!
And funfax, my photoshop consultant who has given me the most important role of my lifetime: drunk girl pole dancing at karaoke.
Much love to all of you.
Chef Katsu’s Original California Roll Burger from 26 Beach in Venice. Angus beef, snow crab salad, avocado, ginger, nori, shoyu-wasabi-aioli, baby mixed greens & tomato.
I saw this picture on the internet last week & reblogged it and it sounded so amaze that I actually made an EFFORT and went to 26 Beach and ate the shit out of it. I didn’t take my own picture but holy fucking mother of burger, it was so fucking delicious that I wanted to cry. It was even BETTER than the picture. Ginger?? WASABI AIOLI??? SNOW CRAB SALAD AVOCADO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. Omg all the way. I pay attention to things like burgers (sometimes, I dunno, I mean I’ve been to The Foundry and Father’s Office and Umami) but I had never heard of this place or this “Sushi Roll Burger” idea but I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. Like I want to eat it again right now and I have never felt that way about any of the other fancypants burgers that I’ve had. So yeah eat it.
I want to personally apologize to Marley and the rest of my followers for not posting this the moment it was released! Can you even believe I hadn’t seen it and didn’t even know about?! I’ve let everyone down and I’m so so sorry. Watching 17 more times before I commit hara-kiri for bringing shame to my family.
How has no one in 100+ ppls I follow blogged this yet?
Ke$ha - Blow …the video. With James Van Der Beek, unicorns, rainbows, lasertag, human taxidermy (remember: the album is called Cannibal), and autotune.
Reactions upon watching this (in real time from gchat)
Marley: obv i have to watch this WAIT THIS IS NOT ABOUT DRUGS?! This is getting filed with the movie Blow in a category I am calling “WAIT THIS IS NOT ABOUT DRUGS?!”
Russ: no it is not about drugs but it has unicorns
Marley: fair enough dude laser tag is AWESOME also this video kinda wins
Russ: i told you
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Little baby pandas drinking milk.
I don’t know why they lay on their backs like that but I’m fucking glad they do.
