So, my dog got sick over the weekend (chill out, she’s fine) but I had to take her to vet and she’s on all these pills and they ran all these tests and junk and it turns out she has e coli. Which I guess is pretty common? I dunno, the vet didn’t sound overly concerned or horrified when he told me this yesterday. I mean, I’m not feeding her Jack in the Box or anything so I’m not really sure how she got it. Probably eating something gross off the sidewalk by the strip club.
But then last night I had a dream that I found out that she got it from the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese, so concerned citizen I was I went down to Chuck E Cheese (which looked a lot like Cost Plus World Market) to let them know that their ball pit was contaminated! And the manager was just like “Yeah, duh.”
Anyway, vets are expensive but the dog is fine and stay out the ball pit cause it’s germy.
