Professional Lush

25 Jan 2012

I bought this dress to feel better about myself.*

*I bought this dress so people would look at my cleavage.

I bought this dress to feel better about myself.*

*I bought this dress so people would look at my cleavage.

28 Dec 2011

I went to New Orleans, got drunk, made my brother take this picture. Holidays!

I went to New Orleans, got drunk, made my brother take this picture. Holidays!

10 Nov 2011

Oh hey guys I just found some pictures from my 21st birthday party.  So many good decisions going on in this picture.

Oh hey guys I just found some pictures from my 21st birthday party.  So many good decisions going on in this picture.

2 Nov 2011

GPOYW

I just wrote a pretty cool stream of consciousness post about the huge cockroach that was in my bathroom this morning but then my internet died, which is probably for the best.

I guess my point is that disgusting things happen in my apartment and my webcam is broken.

26 Oct 2011

GPOYW: Reno 911! Edition

GPOYW: Reno 911! Edition

5 Oct 2011

GPOYW: Rain is a Good Excuse for a Robe and Bunny Slippers Edition

GPOYW: Rain is a Good Excuse for a Robe and Bunny Slippers Edition

23 Sep 2011

GPOY I Don’t Know What Day It Is Anymore Edition

GPOY I Don’t Know What Day It Is Anymore Edition

31 Aug 2011

Never did make it through the bottle…

Never did make it through the bottle…

17 Aug 2011

GPOYW: Why Am I Not At the Beach Edition

GPOYW: Why Am I Not At the Beach Edition