“And as much as I would kill him if he cheated because it would destroy me, I have started to question whether, if a mistake were to be made and it was a one-time thing, I would forgive him.”
“Many women aren’t even aware that they have two uteruses unless they receive an ultrasound when they become pregnant”
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Andreea Barbosa Of Florida Gives Birth To Twins From Two Uteruses
Noooo no no no. No.
Host a retro party by purchasing a bunch of new shit!
BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO REACH YOU YET
Does this look like the silky smooth hair and well-concealed dark circles of someone who just got dumped? NO IT DOES NOT.
Tonight marks the official start of Sober February. I’m hesitant to actually encourage people to take on the challenge because it’s difficult, but it’s much easier than you’d think and you end up finding out a lot about yourself by the end.
You know what? I’m gonna do this too!
Fresh memories of yesterday’s hangover make me think this would not be a bad idea…
I Know What I Am Not Going to Do Which Is Think About You Ever
- Co-worker: So what are you going to do? Now that you're leaving? (that's a nice euphemism, btw)
- Me: I don't really know yet
- Co-worker: Are you going to go back to school??
- Me: I DON'T REALLY KNOW YET I AM GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF
- Co-worker: Yeah.
