There was this guy at the coffeeshop today (HEY STOP YAWNING AND SCROLLING COME ON) and he had his text tone set to what sounded like a recording of his own voice that said “Hey you got a text message!”  I can guarantee that this is not cute.  But after I was done rolling my eyes I started getting really sad thinking about how maybe (probably) he doesn’t get very many text messages and sometimes he has to hear his own voice telling him that he got a text and he gets all excited that it’s from a girl but then it’s actually just from Barack Obama.

Okay fine, it was a dumb story I guess.